Thought for the Day

"I thought you said you don't hold grudges?"
"I don't. I have no surviving enemies."

Winter Fun

So like most of America right now, Portland has been hit with snow and ice over the last 48 hours. However, unlike most of America, Portlandians are total freakin' morons when it comes to coping with said snow and ice.

Be sure to turn on your volume.



My employers, however, are all from Indiana where people know how to drive in the snow and roads are salted to clear the snow, and so have made us come in for the last 2 days despite very dangerous driving conditions and total chaos on the road. Thanks guys.

Not Dead

I promise I'm not dead. It's been a totally insane time since we returned from NZ December 2, with a major job change, the holidays, getting accustomed to the new job and trying to get 10kB lumbering towards the finish line.

To prove my lack of death...I present you my high school IQ test :)

You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
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More coming...really.