Save John Adam!

Terrorism has many faces, and claims its victims without mercy or discrimination. Take, for instance, the case of Cpl. John "SpecOps Cody" Adam. He was recently posted on an Islamist website that threatened (like many of us have in the past) to behead him if the US did not accede to their demands.

Look at the steely, almost unfeeling resolve on brave John's face as they point his own M4 at his head from off-camera. Though his garments are ruffled, he seems unflapped - truly, he is a statuesque monument to American bravery and synthetic know-how. But even John's patented Kung Fu GripTM cannot free him . For the sake of action figures everywhere, we must act quickly.

Of course, if they do cut his head off, you can probably pop it right back on again, like Barbie.