The Lunatics Are Running the Asylum
Today, we inaugurated our president, elected, perplexingly, by the popular vote. Why did he win the popular vote this time? Was it because he sought the support of all Americans? No. Was it because he represented a way to rebuild our country's reputation in the world? No. Was it because he built his platform on a basis and tolerance of American people, a guarentee of our rights as citizens, or because he embrace the policies and statesmanship made us a global player? No, no, no. He has built his legacy on the corpses of American soldiers and Iraqi citizens, prayers of evangelicals and the money of business and special-interest groups. He has built his legacy on arrogance, intolerance, lies and good old blind American pride. We will be paying the price for 4 more years...and for many years after.
But we won't stop our bad decisions at politics
Cause we must remember that diversity is wrong, and difference must be squelched. This week, the FCC has begun a review to investigate whether the Olympics are lewd and pornographic. It's not enough for John Ashcroft to order the statue of Justice, bearing her breast (much like that hussy Janet Jackson, but without so much as a 'nipple shield'!), to be draped, but no, now we must extend our puritanical, self-righteous crusade to ancient culture. Right now, a crack squad of Delta Force operators are on their way to Greece with disc sanders to grind all boobies and wee-wees from statuary in order to preserve our national morality. Huzzah!
And now conservative Christian group Focus on the Family has declared that Spongebob and Winnie the Pooh are gay. How dare someone have a policy that includes tolerance of *everyone*? I mean, we must assign sexual roles to asexual creatures because otherwise, our children will turn out all twisted and messed up...like their parents, perhaps, who are encouraging this drek? Remember, these are people who grew up watching cartoons whose characters didn't wear pants (Donald Duck, Woody Woodpecker - what a name!) or dressed in drag frequently (Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd).
Whatever happened to my America?
Today, we inaugurated our president, elected, perplexingly, by the popular vote. Why did he win the popular vote this time? Was it because he sought the support of all Americans? No. Was it because he represented a way to rebuild our country's reputation in the world? No. Was it because he built his platform on a basis and tolerance of American people, a guarentee of our rights as citizens, or because he embrace the policies and statesmanship made us a global player? No, no, no. He has built his legacy on the corpses of American soldiers and Iraqi citizens, prayers of evangelicals and the money of business and special-interest groups. He has built his legacy on arrogance, intolerance, lies and good old blind American pride. We will be paying the price for 4 more years...and for many years after.
But we won't stop our bad decisions at politics
Cause we must remember that diversity is wrong, and difference must be squelched. This week, the FCC has begun a review to investigate whether the Olympics are lewd and pornographic. It's not enough for John Ashcroft to order the statue of Justice, bearing her breast (much like that hussy Janet Jackson, but without so much as a 'nipple shield'!), to be draped, but no, now we must extend our puritanical, self-righteous crusade to ancient culture. Right now, a crack squad of Delta Force operators are on their way to Greece with disc sanders to grind all boobies and wee-wees from statuary in order to preserve our national morality. Huzzah!
And now conservative Christian group Focus on the Family has declared that Spongebob and Winnie the Pooh are gay. How dare someone have a policy that includes tolerance of *everyone*? I mean, we must assign sexual roles to asexual creatures because otherwise, our children will turn out all twisted and messed up...like their parents, perhaps, who are encouraging this drek? Remember, these are people who grew up watching cartoons whose characters didn't wear pants (Donald Duck, Woody Woodpecker - what a name!) or dressed in drag frequently (Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd).
Whatever happened to my America?
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