Witness to Madness

(this one's been in draft for 2 weeks, so please forgive - the humor remains fresh. - Ed.)The entire crazy overanalysis of this election season reminds me a lot of some other news coverage I've seen before...



But then there's the spin, including the rhetoric of the states that matter, so it sort of balances out. I mean, what would Tracy Flick say?



Still, it's great to see our man soaring ahead in the primaries and his streak through the heartland of America has driven a stake through the vampiric "black candidate" rumors the Clinton machine tried to attach to him back in South Carolina. Methinks Hillary's Guilani-like last stand will end in a similar fashion as Mr. 9/11's, and superdelegates - who are terrified of deciding the election the same way the Supreme Court did 2000's - will get on the winning team. Maybe this will all be over by late March as Howard Dean hopes. Cross your fingers, lads.