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Scarface (not safe for work...or in front of the kids).

Hey kids! Just a quick note to remind you all that I'm not dead - only buried with preparations for a visit from the in-laws :) Crafty plugs along (I'm sure you're tired of hearing that and are asking, "so where's the frakking PRODUCT?") - we're finally getting the last of the business documentation done and website together. You remember those old FedEx commercials with the slogan, 'Moving at the Speed of Business?' Yeah, that's not actually fast. Not anything resembling fast, as a matter of fact. Just so you know.