Bulwer-Lytton Ain't Got Nuthin' on Me!

As you semi-regular blog visitors know, I sometimes write about game development and writing here to help you all out. My help today is a list of what not to do. Visit the Bulwer-Lytton (that's the guy who wrote 'It was a dark and stormy night') awards to see prose at its absolute worst -- and most hilarious.