Best. Character. Ever.
With a shameless yoink from over at RPG.net, I present my favorite non-personal character description of all time (following my original HoL character, Shlongor the Uncouth).
"Dr. Arka
What do you get if you add a Son of Ether to Hubert Farnsworth, ADD, mix in a bit of Casey and Andy, and add a pathological fixation with Oreos? That would be Dr. Arka. What's his first name? No one, his player included, has any inclination to find out.
Dr. Arka owns a massive tower on the edge of the stating town which may or may not be a "huge fuckin' laser". He owns a swarm of robots that are equiped with anti gravity generators in their insect wings, a design flaw so obvious that he nearly reconsidered before he remembered his maxed out defect of "impulsive", which, incidently, is shared by the entire cast. Despite the robo-bugs tendacny to explode, he has the six most stable as a bodyguard that also functions to deliver messages to the psychopathic robot guardian he assigned to the tower, which, amongst other things, attempted to fix broken equipment with lightsaber chainsaws.
Created the atomic toast monster, and a remarkable number of Oreo powered miracles of engineering. Is currently pursued by Duracell hitmen because he invented an infinite-energy battery.
Has killed Bill Twice as many times as the other characters.
Has a massive solar-powered plasma cannon. Screams "Taiyoh!" Whenever he fires it."
Sheer genius. The rest of the cast can be found at "[Actual Play] OVA: Twelve hours of "WTF?"
That is all.
With a shameless yoink from over at RPG.net, I present my favorite non-personal character description of all time (following my original HoL character, Shlongor the Uncouth).
"Dr. Arka
What do you get if you add a Son of Ether to Hubert Farnsworth, ADD, mix in a bit of Casey and Andy, and add a pathological fixation with Oreos? That would be Dr. Arka. What's his first name? No one, his player included, has any inclination to find out.
Dr. Arka owns a massive tower on the edge of the stating town which may or may not be a "huge fuckin' laser". He owns a swarm of robots that are equiped with anti gravity generators in their insect wings, a design flaw so obvious that he nearly reconsidered before he remembered his maxed out defect of "impulsive", which, incidently, is shared by the entire cast. Despite the robo-bugs tendacny to explode, he has the six most stable as a bodyguard that also functions to deliver messages to the psychopathic robot guardian he assigned to the tower, which, amongst other things, attempted to fix broken equipment with lightsaber chainsaws.
Created the atomic toast monster, and a remarkable number of Oreo powered miracles of engineering. Is currently pursued by Duracell hitmen because he invented an infinite-energy battery.
Has killed Bill Twice as many times as the other characters.
Has a massive solar-powered plasma cannon. Screams "Taiyoh!" Whenever he fires it."
Sheer genius. The rest of the cast can be found at "[Actual Play] OVA: Twelve hours of "WTF?"
That is all.
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